The Visions of Peshawa

Vision #1 - Thousands of women stormed the Oval Palace, dragged King George XLIII from his bully pulpit and hanged him by his balls on a cherry tree on a sunny sunday afternoon.

Vision #2 - Upon seeing the rebellious crowds, the ruler of an evil empire said to his general, "squash this riot!" The general turned to him a replied, "Sir, this is not a riot, this is a revolution."

Vision #3 - This delusional ruler once addressed his audience at a puppet show and said, "If you are not with Mickey Mouse, you are with Ali Babba and the 40 Thieves". He was eventually sent to an insane asylum.

Vision #4 - Three warlords were sitting on a bare rock in the middle of the ocean. A huge tornado lifted the rock and engulfed all three warlords into the ocean's pit.